Description
ATTENTION, SUPERHEROES: IYKYK! If you’ve been waiting for what feels like FOREVER, the time is almost here for the GREAT EBS! Don’t get stuck without one! You’re the one who will have answers when nobody else is in the know – this shirt will let them know you have those answers!
The front left chest area displays a retro TV on static channel #3 – like those old school Emergency Broadcast Alerts from your adult-in-charge’s childhood. Perhaps they’ve told you about it! The back of the shirt displays a colorful EBS screen with the message “I SURVIVED THE GREAT EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT AND 👇”, pointing down at graphics in each of the colored bars with a corresponding message about what we will experience if/when the great EBS goes off: One Nation Under God, Justice, Fair Elections, Freedom, Safety, Closed Borders, and Peace.
Available in all the colors of the EBS screen and in kids sizes XS, S, M, L, XL. Sizing chart below.
A special selection of softstyle yarns keep this shirt feeling great with every touch. Fine quality print makes it an irreplaceable item in every kid’s wardrobe.
Disclaimer:
– Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.4 oz/yd² (150 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 14.00 | 16.00 | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.00 |
| Length, in | 18.00 | 20.50 | 22.00 | 23.50 | 25.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 11.50 | 13.50 | 14.50 | 15.50 | 16.50 |
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