Description
IYKYK! If you’ve been waiting for what feels like FOREVER, if you’ve been in it for the long haul, if you see the EBS comms the White House has been droppin’ – then this unisex t-shirt is for you!
The front left chest area displays a retro TV on static channel #3 – like those old school Emergency Broadcast Alerts from yesteryear. The back of the shirt displays a colorful EBS screen with the message “I SURVIVED THE GREAT EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT AND”, followed by a finger pointing down at graphics in each of the colored bars with a corresponding message about what we will experience in a completely transformed country if/when the great EBS goes off: One Nation Under God, Justice, Fair Elections, Freedom, Safety, Closed Borders, and Peace.
Available in all the colors of the EBS screen and in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL and 4XL.
Have yours ready to go and people will know who to go to for answers when things get C-R-A-Z-Y. 
This mid-weight cotton tee carries a playful, retro-broadcast vibe — a small vintage radio patch on the chest and a colorful TV test-pattern across the back. It feels like a memory of late-night stations and mixtapes: warm, a little nostalgic, and quietly clever. Wear it while wandering record shops, cycling through the city, or layering for cool evenings. The roomy cut lets you move freely; the soft, ethically-grown cotton settles in and only gets more comfortable with time. Little details — a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, shoulder tape for longevity, and a tear-away label — make this tee an easy everyday favorite for people who love analog charm, low-key style, and making a bold statement without saying a word.
Product features
– Medium-weight 100% US cotton (certified OEKO-TEX) for durable, comfortable wear
– Runs slightly large for a relaxed, roomy fit
– Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for reduced waste and improved shape retention
– Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort and lasting structure
– Vintage-inspired chest radio patch and colorful TV test-pattern print on back
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not tumble dry
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 17.37 | 18.75 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.87 | 24.25 | 25.50 |
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